<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6778764798192873203</id><updated>2011-04-21T13:28:10.441-07:00</updated><category term='steriods'/><category term='pictures'/><category term='jokes'/><category term='wierd'/><category term='muscles'/><category term='unbelievable'/><category term='hairy'/><category term='idiotic stuff'/><category term='fantastic facts'/><category term='believe it or not'/><category term='literacy'/><category term='wonderful'/><category term='funny fiction'/><category term='spelling'/><category term='neanderthal'/><title type='text'>Fantastic Facts - Funny Fiction</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fantasticfacts-funnyfiction.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6778764798192873203/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fantasticfacts-funnyfiction.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Hawk</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15877218067873756705</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>4</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6778764798192873203.post-8571422582678979317</id><published>2007-01-04T17:52:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-01-04T18:06:28.032-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='spelling'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='literacy'/><title type='text'>Why Literacy is Important!</title><content type='html'>Learn to spell, guys!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/0167.jpg" border="0" alt="Funny Pictures"&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.funnyjunk.com"&gt;Funny Videos&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6778764798192873203-8571422582678979317?l=fantasticfacts-funnyfiction.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fantasticfacts-funnyfiction.blogspot.com/feeds/8571422582678979317/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6778764798192873203&amp;postID=8571422582678979317' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6778764798192873203/posts/default/8571422582678979317'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6778764798192873203/posts/default/8571422582678979317'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fantasticfacts-funnyfiction.blogspot.com/2007/01/who-let-dogs-out.html' title='Why Literacy is Important!'/><author><name>Hawk</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15877218067873756705</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6778764798192873203.post-7687074181461028980</id><published>2007-01-04T17:43:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-01-04T18:13:17.360-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='steriods'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='muscles'/><title type='text'>Do You Think He Needs a Pee Test?</title><content type='html'>Steriods? Naaaah!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/roids.jpg" border="0" alt="Funny Pictures"&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.funnyjunk.com"&gt;Funny Videos&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6778764798192873203-7687074181461028980?l=fantasticfacts-funnyfiction.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fantasticfacts-funnyfiction.blogspot.com/feeds/7687074181461028980/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6778764798192873203&amp;postID=7687074181461028980' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6778764798192873203/posts/default/7687074181461028980'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6778764798192873203/posts/default/7687074181461028980'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fantasticfacts-funnyfiction.blogspot.com/2007/01/how-stupid-can-you-get.html' title='Do You Think He Needs a Pee Test?'/><author><name>Hawk</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15877218067873756705</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6778764798192873203.post-8701061981156099658</id><published>2007-01-04T17:34:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-01-04T18:17:48.245-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='neanderthal'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='hairy'/><title type='text'>This Is Taking Hairy To Extremes!</title><content type='html'>Someone get a razor!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/proofofevolution.jpg" border="0" alt="Funny Pictures"&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.funnyjunk.com"&gt;Funny Videos&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6778764798192873203-8701061981156099658?l=fantasticfacts-funnyfiction.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fantasticfacts-funnyfiction.blogspot.com/feeds/8701061981156099658/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6778764798192873203&amp;postID=8701061981156099658' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6778764798192873203/posts/default/8701061981156099658'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6778764798192873203/posts/default/8701061981156099658'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fantasticfacts-funnyfiction.blogspot.com/2007/01/funniest-videos-on-net.html' title='This Is Taking Hairy To Extremes!'/><author><name>Hawk</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15877218067873756705</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6778764798192873203.post-3129199410350353371</id><published>2007-01-04T16:13:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-01-04T17:34:23.491-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='fantastic facts'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='unbelievable'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='wonderful'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='wierd'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='funny fiction'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='believe it or not'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='pictures'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='idiotic stuff'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='jokes'/><title type='text'>The Most Amazing, Funny and Idiotic Stuff on the Net</title><content type='html'>-----------------------------------------------------------&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__PyCJa1mJd4/RZ2ktRIWfzI/AAAAAAAAABc/YUqIhqpQfXY/s1600-h/400helishark.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5016346657560100658" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__PyCJa1mJd4/RZ2ktRIWfzI/AAAAAAAAABc/YUqIhqpQfXY/s320/400helishark.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Did anyone actually believe that this photo was real? Shame on you! &lt;/p&gt;Well, this one is, and it's pretty funny too!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.funnyjunk.com"&gt;&lt;img alt="Funny Pictures" src="http://www.funnyjunk.com/newestpic.php" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.funnyjunk.com"&gt;Funny Pictures&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The funniest jokes on the net, and the most amazing true stories are posted on this blog. We have amazing photos, some doctored, some real. Make up your own minds what you believe to be true and what is false. Post your most amazing finds and add to our growing collection of amazing stuff for the world to see and wonder at. Here are a few to get the ball rolling :&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;This has been voted THE funniest email going around today :&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hello, my name is Amy and I suffer from the guilt of not forwarding 50 billion fu**ing chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe that if you send them on, a poor 6-year-old girl in Wagga Wagga with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her redneck parents sell her to a travelling freak show.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you, and everyone to whom you send "his" email, $1000?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;How stupid are we?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get laid by a model I just happen to run into the next day!"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What a bunch of bullsh*t.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house and sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing a chain letter that was started by Peter in 5 AD and brought to this country by midget pilgrims on the Mayflower.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;F**k 'em.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If you're going to forward something, at least send me something mildly amusing.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I've seen all the "send this to 10 of your closest friends, and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a nickel from some omniscient being" forwards about 90 times.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I don't fu**ing care.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually contributing to by sending out these forwards.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Chances are, it's our own unpopularity.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The point being? If you get some chain letter that's threatening to leave you shagless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If it's funny, send it on.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Don't piss people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana with no teeth who has been tied to the ass of a dead elephant for 27 years and whose only salvation is the 5 pence per letter he'll receive if you forward this email.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Now forward this to everyone you know.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Otherwise, tomorrow morning your underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume your genitals&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Have a nice day.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;P.S. Send me 15 quid&lt;br /&gt;--------------------------------&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Think you can do better? Then post something funnier!&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;--------------------------------&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Okay, how about this one?&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Great Singles Ad – Just love this one!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This has to be one of the best singles ads ever printed. It listed in the Atlanta Journal. SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work wearing only what nature gave me. Call (404) 875-6420 and ask for Daisy, I'll be waiting.... Please scroll down...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society about an 8-week-old black Labrador retriever.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;--------------------------&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Post your funniest or most amazing pictures here too!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6778764798192873203-3129199410350353371?l=fantasticfacts-funnyfiction.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fantasticfacts-funnyfiction.blogspot.com/feeds/3129199410350353371/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6778764798192873203&amp;postID=3129199410350353371' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6778764798192873203/posts/default/3129199410350353371'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6778764798192873203/posts/default/3129199410350353371'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fantasticfacts-funnyfiction.blogspot.com/2007/01/funniest-jokes-on-net-and-most-amazing.html' title='The Most Amazing, Funny and Idiotic Stuff on the Net'/><author><name>Hawk</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15877218067873756705</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__PyCJa1mJd4/RZ2ktRIWfzI/AAAAAAAAABc/YUqIhqpQfXY/s72-c/400helishark.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
