Thursday, January 4, 2007

The Most Amazing, Funny and Idiotic Stuff on the Net


Did anyone actually believe that this photo was real? Shame on you!

Well, this one is, and it's pretty funny too!

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The funniest jokes on the net, and the most amazing true stories are posted on this blog. We have amazing photos, some doctored, some real. Make up your own minds what you believe to be true and what is false. Post your most amazing finds and add to our growing collection of amazing stuff for the world to see and wonder at. Here are a few to get the ball rolling :

This has been voted THE funniest email going around today :

Hello, my name is Amy and I suffer from the guilt of not forwarding 50 billion fu**ing chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe that if you send them on, a poor 6-year-old girl in Wagga Wagga with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her redneck parents sell her to a travelling freak show.

Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you, and everyone to whom you send "his" email, $1000?

How stupid are we?

"Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get laid by a model I just happen to run into the next day!"

What a bunch of bullsh*t.

Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house and sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing a chain letter that was started by Peter in 5 AD and brought to this country by midget pilgrims on the Mayflower.

F**k 'em.

If you're going to forward something, at least send me something mildly amusing.

I've seen all the "send this to 10 of your closest friends, and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a nickel from some omniscient being" forwards about 90 times.

I don't fu**ing care.

Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually contributing to by sending out these forwards.

Chances are, it's our own unpopularity.

The point being? If you get some chain letter that's threatening to leave you shagless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it.

If it's funny, send it on.

Don't piss people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana with no teeth who has been tied to the ass of a dead elephant for 27 years and whose only salvation is the 5 pence per letter he'll receive if you forward this email.

Now forward this to everyone you know.

Otherwise, tomorrow morning your underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume your genitals

Have a nice day.

P.S. Send me 15 quid

Think you can do better? Then post something funnier!


Okay, how about this one?

Great Singles Ad – Just love this one!

This has to be one of the best singles ads ever printed. It listed in the Atlanta Journal. SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work wearing only what nature gave me. Call (404) 875-6420 and ask for Daisy, I'll be waiting.... Please scroll down...

Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society about an 8-week-old black Labrador retriever.


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